Archive for July 22nd, 2004

LET’S TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT
So here are some things that happened last night:

We watched The Simple Life 2. Nicole Ritchie is a serious comic genius!
We saw Elefant at the Bowery Ballroom.
So get this, the Bowery Ballroom was all like “No Cameras Allowed” for no apparent reason. Was someone having a bad hair day? So now [...]

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OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Check out the dude behind Keira Knightly in the first picture. He totally just ate a mouse.
We here at The Modern Age think it’s so awesome that Jenna von Oy has finally found work as a 13-year-old pop singer.

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