CRAP THAT WE’VE THOUGHT ABOUT IN THE LAST FEW DAYS
Our new Teen Vogue is MIA in the mail!!!!! Someone please help!!!!
Someone we don’t know with a Detroit area code on their cell phone sent us a text message this weekend reading, “Ms modernage has 4 vaginas!” Oh like we haven’t heard that one before.
The new Streets album, A Grand Don’t Come for Free is super-awesome. Seriously, go out and get it yesterday.
UNRELATED LINKS: Jude Law’s PYT, Sienna Miller, shows some nipplage; Paris Hilton poses for Guess Jeans. Next stop, Trimspa?; Discussion of Natalie’s cankles; M-K and Ashley’s sissy, Lizzie, could be the missing Olsen Triplet; Kiera Knightly: Poster girl for flat-chest.
We will now “reprezent” to all our friends and people who we haven’t slept with/slept with/sleeping with our friends/thought about sleeping with/will never sleep with/will one day accidentally sleep with/related to someone we slept with/slept next to/are fundamentally against sleeping/like sleeping with bunnies/just like social incest…
THURSDAY: The Stills, FREE in Battery Park (Tickets required, they start handing them out at 5pm day of.)
SATURDAY: Catch our friend Andy read his essay about the MC5 from the new book Kill Your Idols at Sin-e. (And hear some great local bands do cover versions of the songs trashed in the book.)
SUNDAY: Surefire, Elkland, The Bravery, and My TV’s at Rothko @ 2pm. All ages, $15.
We are DJing said Surefire gig.
NEXT WEDNESDAY: Sons of Sound play Sin-e.
NEXT SATURDAY: The Siren Music Festival featuring The Fever, TV on the Radio, …Trail of Dead, The Thermals, and many more. FREE! Coney Island.
IN TWO TUESDAYS: Elefant play Bowery Ballroom with VHS or Beta.
IN TWO WEDNESDAYS: Elefant play Bowery Ballroom with Elkland.