HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO…KARAOKE
Last night we sang karaoke. We sang “Hopelessly Devoted to You”, “Band of Gold”, “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll”, “I Get Lost in Your Eyes”
Archive for July, 2004
I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE, I SEE PARIS’S…ORTHO-EVRA PATCH?
Newly single Paris Hilton seen out and about with a patch on her ass and bruises on her lip and arm. Now does she really use The Patch, or is she just trying to cover up the alleged “Nick” ass tatoo?
On the other hand, Nicole Richie […]
ATTACK OF THE CHEMICAL PEEL
Lindsay Lohan looking positively frightening due to the skin falling off her face. She’s either taking in too much sun, or she needs to lay off the facial treatments. Yuck!
Cammy D with a childhood mullet.
Madonna looking positively fit in a one-piece black Speedo suit.
WATCH OUT! KATE MOSS IS HIDING BEHIND THAT RAKE!
Vogue in search of an assistant to the Food Critic. We’re not suprised they have to pay someone to eat there.
Xtina tries selling Sketchers by dressing up like stock porn fantasies: a schoolgirl, a naughty teacher, a nurse…
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY, “I WANT IT THAT WAY”
Paris Hilton and Backstreet Boy Nick Carter have called it quits!
LET’S TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT
So here are some things that happened last night:
We watched The Simple Life 2. Nicole Ritchie is a serious comic genius!
We saw Elefant at the Bowery Ballroom.
So get this, the Bowery Ballroom was all like “No Cameras Allowed” for no apparent reason. Was someone having a bad hair day? So now […]
OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Check out the dude behind Keira Knightly in the first picture. He totally just ate a mouse.
We here at The Modern Age think it’s so awesome that Jenna von Oy has finally found work as a 13-year-old pop singer.
WHITE BRITISH DUDE NEWS
Chris Martin talks about joke bands and The Streets; Mercury Prize Shortlist announced. Features The Streets, The Zutons, Snow Patrol, and Basement Jaxx.
