The Modern Age

The week that was started off last Thursday at Le Prom de Ultragrrrl thrown by SPIN (see right). Stepping inside Rothko, we instantly felt like we stepped into indie prom heaven. Boys in penquin suits and ladies in fancy dress. The Killers provided live music, all the while decked out in formal attire. It was […]

RAPPIN’ DON’T PAY THE BILLS
Can someone please pay Dizzee Rascal?
This 23-year-old school teacher is hot for her teenage students; Norweigans have sex.
How many airheads does it take to feed a village? One, if that airhead is Jessica Simpson.
Ultragrrrl: International Prom Queen.
In the totally totally awesome category: Michel Gondry spotted setting up White Stripes drum kit […]

SUPERSIZE ME
Colin Farrell’s penis is so enormous that his nude scenes from the upcoming moving, Home At the End of the World, were removed because his manhood proved to be too distracting to audiences during test screenings.
The New York Times devotes time and effort into exploring the world of recreational use of erectile dysfunction drugs.
New […]

THE ERA OF MR. MOMS
Daddies coaxed into being all that they can be. Klosterman on Metallica.

ZZzzz
Totally tired. We hate new cell phones.
2 nights ago saw Blue Sparks @ Sin-e. Totally awesome! It got totally crazy at the end. The scariest moment was when Phil lifted the guitar over his head, but luckily he did not smash it. Opening band Wolfbait did an awesome cover of “Ignition” by R.Kelly. Woke […]

FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND OTHER PEOPLE WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MADE OUT WITH
On Tuesday, The Blue Sparks are having their record release party at Sin-e. Features “special guest” at 10pm. $3 BROOKLYN LAGER ALL NIGHT!, June 29-30 B-Boy Heaven will take place when The Streets and Dizzee Rascal team up at Irving Plaza, Phantom […]

Ok, so a lot of people had birthdays this weekend, and a lot of people will be having birthdays within 7 days, so here’s a shout out to all: Audrey, Matt, Vince: Happy old days. You’re one year closer to death. WooH!
This weekend we sequestered ourselves off from the general public, as […]

ATTACK OF THE TEENAGE RIOT!
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s high school yearbook photos revealed by J.Go.
Why do Tilly and the Wall look ridiculously cute in Jasper’s photos? After listening to a few of the songs on their Web site, we’re shocked to say that we have taken a liking to this upbeat twee pop from…OMAHA! […]

FUCK YOU, SUMMER!
Ok, it’s not EVEN technically summer, but we already hate it. Why? Because we were attacked by some bug last night, bestowing 9 bug bites on various parts of our person. And everyone in our office is sick, therefore all the germs keep circulating. Our boss’ sister brought up some hideous cold from […]

THESE DAYS IT’S ONLY DRY COUGHS, NO DRY HUMPS
We keep coughing like all the time. What the hell? Dry coughs. Earlier this week we were sneezing up a storm–we’re totally allergic to our office. But we’re back to the coughing now. We’re also really itchy. Why do we always get sick right around Audrey’s birthday. […]