Archive for April 1st, 2004

HIT ‘EM WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
Chris Martin roughs up some more stalkerazzi. Looks “dad”-ish in pictures. Paltrow sticks her head in a shawl.
The case of the disappearing English regional accent. Next thing you know you won’t even be able to tell who’s white!

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…

the underaged boys you once knew are now actually legal. It’s totally wrong.
Remember when Jordy was this awesomely cute 3-year-old French rapper? Yeah, not so much anymore.