The Modern Age

UNTIL PROVEN DEAD…
Pete Libertines is alive and kickin’… in Paris. Link from Glamorama.
In totally tragic news, Jason Raize committed suicide. Woah. Link from Meg.
In other news… MISS MODERNAGE vs. STARSAILOR = AWESOME.

WHEN ASSHOLES UNITE
How are Von Dutch “Lug” boots even legal? I’d like to see a blonde little LA girl wearing these in a “Frogger”-like game… dodging black jettas. Link from Gawker. Also: Paris Hilton book, Paris Hilton gave Nick Carter a cake with her picture on it for his birthday… which means [...]

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE GILMORE GIRLS
Says Jason: “Chris Martin = 8th Grade Bono.” J-Go = Genius.

HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!

Thank you to everyone who came out to the AQUARIUSPOTTING birthday party last night and A) got drunk B) sang karaoke C) showed us their boobs D) all of the above. A very special thanks to Sid and Buddy for being awesome MCs, Brian and Vicki for letting us [...]

NO WAY!
Enthusiastic young college girl figures out her peers like blow jobs, alerts the press. Link from Whatevs.
Also, best caption ever: “Ryan Adams Falls Out Of Ugly Tree, Hits Every Branch Coming Down”. Link from Ypersound via New York Doll.

BRUISED AND BATTERED
Alyse says Ryan Adams is trying to be Jack Osbourne. I say he’s trying to be Jack White. Either way, he looks crap. He’s going under the knife, too.
Tired of exploiting her dead husband’s innermost thoughts, Courtney Love has decided to exploit herself.

24 HOUR PARTY FATTIES
Manchester: Home of Factory Records, club culture, and fat fuckers.