Archive for December 22nd, 2003

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A GOOD LAWYER
Jack White to face charges of aggravated assault; Bob the Bachelor sued for breach of contract.

NEWS FLASH: ARTIST CHANGES DEALERS, SOMEONE CARES
All the relevant trucker hat pieces must already be on vacation, because they had to fill up the NYT Arts section with a story about John Currin switching to Gagosian.