IS GAWKER THE MICROSOFT OF BLOGS?… BUT LIKE, WITHOUT THE MONEY PART?
Film at 11.
Archive for November, 2003
I SEE LONDON… DEAR LORD, I SEE EVERYTHING!
Looks like Natalie is riffling through Gwyneth Paltrow’s laundry basket (and she’s also made out of cardboard). Notice how the girl who used to put Band-Aids over her nipples now only puts them on her finger? Which is more disturbing, her nipplage or her 40-year-old woman [...]
OH WHAT A LITTLE TAPE CAN DO!
The Paris Hilton Sex Tape has turned Paris Hilton into… a blushing heirhead???
“I feel embarrassed and humiliated, especially because my parents and the people who love me have been hurt… I was in an intimate relationship and never, ever thought that these things would become public.”
This saddens [...]
SOMEONE SHOOT US, WE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS
At first we thought this was the most useless piece of electrotrash we’ve read all day: A story about Black Moustache playing at Don Hill’s on the AP Wire. Why? Oh, and to make things more confusing, some dude in the band is named “Mike Skinner.” [...]
FATTIES NEED NOT APPLY
You know what this means… Not only is Jack White a control freak and a white supremacist, he’s a fattist (Link from Coaxme.org):
Zellwegger Dumped for “Bridget Baggage”
Actress Renee Zellwegger has split from rocker Jack White for good - because he hated her Bridget Jones’s Diary routine. The American star has piled on [...]
t.A.T.u GOES LUNCHTIME
Two female Maryland students get on top of lunch table and make out in protest of homophobia. School suspends them.
MAYBE THIS IS WHY HE WENT OUT AND BROUGHT HOME A STICK
From Popbitch: “At university in London, Chris Martin was called
“Pooch”, because of his long curly hair that he used
to tie in a high ponytail to play hockey. The ponce.”
US AGAINST BRITNEY
We here at TMA have realized something… Britney Spears has that wearing-a-scarf-with-opened-toed-shoe syndrome. You know, those girls that walk around in sub-zero weather wearing opened-toed shoes, but they make it up by wearing a scarf? We think Britney thinks if she covers her arms and shoulders, no one will notice that [...]
