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IF YOU EVER WONDERED…
What Parker Posey and Ryan Adams talk about, just read the latest issue of Interview magazine (Naomi Watts on the cover… also featuring a picture of Jack White in Cold Mountain) in which Parker “interviews” Ryan. It’s basically 2 pages of them cooing at each other. 2 pages of stuff like THIS:
PP: You’re not asking me somthing, you’re telling me something.
RA: It feels weird, us having a concersation like you don’t know me. You’re interviewing me yet you know me. It’s really disturbing.
PP: I know, but i’m thinking of the people reading this article.
RA: What do they care? This isn’t about them. This is about us, baby.
PP: God.
RA: [eating] This burger is really fatty.
PP: We’ve got leftowvers. You didn’t enjoy them?
RA: I don’t know. I’m a little hungry, and I need some stimulus. I’ve already done all the dirty things I could do today: I had some sex, then I smoked a couple of cigarettes, I had coffee and now I’m done. [both laugh, fumbling with the tape recorder] Don’t rewind that! It’s okay to say that people have sex in this world!
PP: It is okay, but come on!
RA: Make me some cookies. Do we have any cookie dough?
PP: You’re such a dork.
Oh and it’s official — Ryan Adams can no longer give an interview without Parker being in it. [Insert gagging noise here.]
MEXICAN SPECIAL
This weekend we watched Y Tu Mama Tambien. We realized our 5 years of learning Spanish in grade school did not pay off at all. But we did get something valuable out of it, our newest international objects of desire, Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal. Diego is the tender age of 19 and Gael is a respectable 24.
SET LIST FROM LAST NIGHT
Some songs the White Stripes played last night (we think): “Seven Nation Army,” “Lovesick,” “The Big Three Killed My Baby,” “I Don’t Know What To Do with Myself,” “I Fought Piranhas,” “Wasting My Time,” “When I Hear My Name,” “You’re Pretty Good Looking,” “Hello Operator,” “Little Bird,” “Death Letter,” “Hotel Yorba,” “Fell in Love with a Girl,” “Seven Nation Army,” “Black Math,” “In The Cold, Cold, Night,” “I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother’s Heart,” “Ball And Biscuit,” “The Hardest Button To Button,” “Boll Weevil.”
Best quote of last night: “That was so much better than The Vines!”
There are several things wrong with the world: Billy Crudup, not sleeping, the fact we aren’t married to Sondre Lerche, and frat dudes at White Stripes shows. More later.
SUMMARY OF THE NEXT FOUR DAYS… BEFORE THEY HAPPEN
Tuesday: Marry Sondre Lerche
Wednesday: Marry Jack White
Thursday: Re-Marry Jack White
Friday: Die
