WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES A new Strokes article in The Observer proves that England doesn’t have fact-checkers… because according to the piece Jim Merlis is “Jim Merlin” and Fab is dating both Drew Barrymore and a Pierce sister. Link from Whatevs.

AI, MAMMI, LEMMI GET ANOTHER LICK! Holy crap-ola! Kelis is dirrrty! If you’ve heard her single, “Milkshake,” you ain’t heard nothin’ yet. Her new album, Tasty is chock-full-o’ nasty. Shake yo groove thing!

Jack White Hates Frat Dudes: More From the Boards

More on Jack White getting pissed off at the New York crowd… from people who remember it better than we do: Only towards the end did security stomp through the crowd and remove just 1 of the idiots. One poor girl had to be taken out of the crowd she was so banged up. Then …

Well It’s True that We Love One Another

We really need to do a write-up of the White Stripes and Sondre Lerche show(s) we saw… but we’re very lazy. But we do have the time to say that New York hates Whirlwind Heat. The only applause they garner from the NY audience is when they say “coming up next, The White Stripes” and …