JUST WHEN YOU THOUGH “AVERAGE JOE” WAS CRAP…
It turns out to be the best show ever! Our most favorite new “hunky” player is Jason. Jason is the missing member of BB Mak. How creepy is that? Melana thought him so pretty she had to ask him, “Do you only like girls?” because she feared he swung both ways. We’re putting odds on Jason to be the last Joe standing.
Interview with Junior Senior from FREEWilliamsburg; the Man Without a Face (AKA – Jack White) plays Roseland Ballroom, NYC; the reason why we’re so pissed at Billy Crudup is because The Post reported that he’s dumped Mary Louise while she’s 7 1/2 months pregnant with his child for Claire Danes. Gross; Keith made us watch this video about iPods dying 18 months after you purchase them; Paris Hilton’s London nightclub; Timbaland hot for Coldplay; Winona Ryder for freedom; Jamie Oliver cooks; “I Spent A Night In Paris (Want to See the Video?)” t-shirt (link from Whatevs.org).