Archive for November 24th, 2003

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGH “AVERAGE JOE” WAS CRAP…

It turns out to be the best show ever! Our most favorite new “hunky” player is Jason. Jason is the missing member of BB Mak. How creepy is that? Melana thought him so pretty she had to ask him, “Do you only like girls?” [...]

LAST WEEK IN E-MAIL…

From: Miss Modernage
Subject: girl e-mail of the day
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2003 11:17:24 -0500

it’s hard for me to form into words how I feel about Sondre Lerche… well
here are some uttered last night:
“if I were a dude, I’d be gay by [...]

WOAH, SURFING
Interview with Junior Senior from FREEWilliamsburg; the Man Without a Face (AKA - Jack White) plays Roseland Ballroom, NYC; the reason why we’re so pissed at Billy Crudup is because The Post reported that he’s dumped Mary Louise while she’s 7 1/2 months pregnant with his child for Claire Danes. Gross; Keith made [...]