SUMMARY OF THE NEXT FOUR DAYS… BEFORE THEY HAPPEN
Tuesday: Marry Sondre Lerche
Wednesday: Marry Jack White
Thursday: Re-Marry Jack White
Friday: Die
Archive for November 17th, 2003
I SEE LONDON… DEAR LORD, I SEE EVERYTHING!
Looks like Natalie is riffling through Gwyneth Paltrow’s laundry basket (and she’s also made out of cardboard). Notice how the girl who used to put Band-Aids over her nipples now only puts them on her finger? Which is more disturbing, her nipplage or her 40-year-old woman [...]
OH WHAT A LITTLE TAPE CAN DO!
The Paris Hilton Sex Tape has turned Paris Hilton into… a blushing heirhead???
“I feel embarrassed and humiliated, especially because my parents and the people who love me have been hurt… I was in an intimate relationship and never, ever thought that these things would become public.”
This saddens [...]
SOMEONE SHOOT US, WE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS
At first we thought this was the most useless piece of electrotrash we’ve read all day: A story about Black Moustache playing at Don Hill’s on the AP Wire. Why? Oh, and to make things more confusing, some dude in the band is named “Mike Skinner.” [...]
FATTIES NEED NOT APPLY
You know what this means… Not only is Jack White a control freak and a white supremacist, he’s a fattist (Link from Coaxme.org):
Zellwegger Dumped for “Bridget Baggage”
Actress Renee Zellwegger has split from rocker Jack White for good - because he hated her Bridget Jones’s Diary routine. The American star has piled on [...]
