Please, for the love of god, if you’ve got a penis, and you’ve got a new album out that will probably be played on the adult contemporary station, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HOLD YOUR ELECTRIC GUITAR ON THE ALBUM COVER, nor are you allowed to use all caps. Some of the guilty parties in the last few months:
Also, remember how annoyed we were by those freggin’ McDonald’s commercials? Here’s the Tony Hawk one. Go ahead, cry in the corner.