HEY BRITNEY, TAYLOR DANE WANTS HER CAREER BACK!

in the end zone me against the britney

Well, that’s in addition to her nose, hair, cover art, fonts, song titles, and overall 80s style… or anything else Britney has seemingly jacked. Unfortunately Britney didn’t snatch up Taylor’s ability to sing. This isn’t even funny. It’s just wrong, man. We owe the suggestion of this eerie comparison to Ultragrrrl.

TONIGHT, ON THE BACHELOR

Meredith was voted “most compatable” by the ladies of Bob Manor! LeAnn was voted “least compatable.” Muwahaha.

Music of the moment: White Ladder, David Gray; Want One, Rufus Wainwright; Kish Kash, Basment Jaxx; “Slow,” Kylie

DOES MY A** LOOK AIRBRUSHED IN THESE SKIVVIES?
OR

DO YOU THINK THOSE… PEARLS… ARE REAL?


Well this looks natural...

Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Britney Spears is a panty-drop away from being in Playboy. There was a rumor on the Internet saying we’ve been heard to mutter improper things like “We’re going to grow a _____ so we can ______ to pictures of Britney” or “Just when we thought we were _____, Britney takes off some more clothes and makes us _____”, but we never said that! We’re truly sad to say it, but this might be a little too much skin — even for us. Well, at least it looks like the 70-plus-year-old Esquire magazine is no longer on Viagra. Link from Whatevs.

BRITNEY GOES G.A.Y. NEXT MONTH

That’s right — Spears will take the stage of the famed London club night, G.A.Y. at the Astoria in promotion of her new single, “Me Against the Music.”

THE BEST OF NEW YORK ACCORDING TO A COUPLE OF DRUNKS

The Village Voice lets loose on the best of New York. Take special note of the “music” section. Here’s a break from tradition: We’re going to come out and say it — we’ve been voted as the 2003 “Best Scenester”. That alone is something to write home about, but more importantly we’re talking about being bestowed this title in NEW YORK. Can you calculate that? That’s a hella lotta scenesters we just beat out. (Y’all just caught that we used the word “hella,” didn’t you?) We know we’re really not worthy of this title, seeing as how we live in a dark cave and rarely come out to play, but big ups to the powers that be. Thank you! Our mom’s gonna hang it up on the fridge ’cause she’s so proud her lil’ one has successfully feigned omnipotence. Awesome.

IN OTHER IMPORTANT, GROUND-BREAKING NEWS… ELIJAH WOOD = GAY

OK, not really, but this is pretty funny. Link from Electro.