The Modern Age

HEY BRITNEY, TAYLOR DANE WANTS HER CAREER BACK!

Well, that’s in addition to her nose, hair, cover art, fonts, song titles, and overall 80s style… or anything else Britney has seemingly jacked. Unfortunately Britney didn’t snatch up Taylor’s ability to sing. This isn’t even funny. It’s just wrong, man. We owe [...]

TONIGHT, ON THE BACHELOR…
Meredith was voted “most compatable” by the ladies of Bob Manor! LeAnn was voted “least compatable.” Muwahaha.
Music of the moment: White Ladder, David Gray; Want One, Rufus Wainwright; Kish Kash, Basment Jaxx; “Slow,” Kylie

DOES MY A** LOOK AIRBRUSHED IN THESE SKIVVIES?
OR
DO YOU THINK THOSE… PEARLS… ARE REAL?

Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Britney Spears is a panty-drop away from being in Playboy. There was a rumor on the Internet saying we’ve been heard to mutter improper things like “We’re going to grow a _____ so we can [...]

THIS IS NOT MISS MODERNAGE

But it is a Getup Kids shirt.

THE BEST OF NEW YORK ACCORDING TO A COUPLE OF DRUNKS
The Village Voice lets loose on the best of New York. Take special note of the “music” section. Here’s a break from tradition: We’re going to come out and say it — we’ve been voted as the 2003 “Best Scenester”. That [...]