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October 2003
Greatest moments of tonight: Seeing Mos Def talk up Clive Davis. David Cross with better seats than Clive Davis. Amanda standing in the back of the pit watching the band. Julian jumping into the audience.
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Tonight the Strokes debuted a new song they just recorded. We don’t remember a single word from it, but Regina Spektor did backing vocals for it. Somewhere in a straw hut, Damon Albarn is pissing his pants.
Regina Spektor also feels the need to hug every Stroke as she walks onto the stage and off of the stage — like she never sees them… ever.
In the celeb-spotting, the usual suspects: Drew Barrymore, Ben Kweller, Liv Tyler, etc.
Oh yeah, and Stillwater… sorry, “Kings of Leon,” played.
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Please, for the love of god, if you’ve got a penis, and you’ve got a new album out that will probably be played on the adult contemporary station, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HOLD YOUR ELECTRIC GUITAR ON THE ALBUM COVER, nor are you allowed to use all caps. Some of the guilty parties in the last few months:
Also, remember how annoyed we were by those freggin’ McDonald’s commercials? Here’s the Tony Hawk one. Go ahead, cry in the corner.
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As we descend further and further into old-lady-hood, we’ve discovered we’d rather watch “Miss Match,” Cody Banks, “Endurance 2,” “Law and Order: SVU,” “Law and Order: Criminal Intent,” and the Kylie “Fever” DVD during our weekend downtime rather than partaking in the CMJ festivities by seeing The Cooper Temple Clause at Irving Plaza, trying to hit on hot boys at the Etnies party, or doing some ’80s dance moves to Grace Jones at the Paper, A|X shindig. (We do the ’80s dance moves at home anyway.)
So you can imagine everyone’s shock and horror when we dared to venture outdoors to catch British Sea Power on Thursday night as part of the Rough Trade showcase at Bowery Ballroom. True, we did leave before the set was done to (unsuccessfully) catch The Thrills at Mercury Lounge, but we were outside… so the rumors are untrue. WE ARE NOT DEAD!
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The long-awaited Directors Label DVDs are finally getting released on October 28 featuring discs of Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, and Chris Cunningham. Now you can play this stuff over and over on your SONY Wega flat-screen TV while you try out your LEGO animation studio on the other side of your computer room. Geek.
In other great news, THE YANKEES LOST THE WORLD SERIES. Thank you.
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Sometimes people just don’t like Radiohead.
Get up to speed on Superproducers like The Neptunes, The Matrix, and DFA.
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HEY BRITNEY, TAYLOR DANE WANTS HER CAREER BACK!
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Well, that’s in addition to her nose, hair, cover art, fonts, song titles, and overall 80s style… or anything else Britney has seemingly jacked. Unfortunately Britney didn’t snatch up Taylor’s ability to sing. This isn’t even funny. It’s just wrong, man. We owe the suggestion of this eerie comparison to Ultragrrrl.
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TONIGHT, ON THE BACHELOR…
Meredith was voted “most compatable” by the ladies of Bob Manor! LeAnn was voted “least compatable.” Muwahaha.
Music of the moment: White Ladder, David Gray; Want One, Rufus Wainwright; Kish Kash, Basment Jaxx; “Slow,” Kylie
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DOES MY A** LOOK AIRBRUSHED IN THESE SKIVVIES?
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DO YOU THINK THOSE… PEARLS… ARE REAL?
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Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Britney Spears is a panty-drop away from being in Playboy. There was a rumor on the Internet saying we’ve been heard to mutter improper things like “We’re going to grow a _____ so we can ______ to pictures of Britney” or “Just when we thought we were _____, Britney takes off some more clothes and makes us _____”, but we never said that! We’re truly sad to say it, but this might be a little too much skin — even for us. Well, at least it looks like the 70-plus-year-old Esquire magazine is no longer on Viagra. Link from Whatevs.
BRITNEY GOES G.A.Y. NEXT MONTH
That’s right — Spears will take the stage of the famed London club night, G.A.Y. at the Astoria in promotion of her new single, “Me Against the Music.”
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