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Archive for October 2003
HEY BRITNEY, TAYLOR DANE WANTS HER CAREER BACK!
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Well, that’s in addition to her nose, hair, cover art, fonts, song titles, and overall 80s style… or anything else Britney has seemingly jacked. Unfortunately Britney didn’t snatch up Taylor’s ability to sing. This isn’t even funny. It’s just wrong, man. We owe the suggestion of this eerie comparison to Ultragrrrl.
TONIGHT, ON THE BACHELOR…
Meredith was voted “most compatable” by the ladies of Bob Manor! LeAnn was voted “least compatable.” Muwahaha.
Music of the moment: White Ladder, David Gray; Want One, Rufus Wainwright; Kish Kash, Basment Jaxx; “Slow,” Kylie
DOES MY A** LOOK AIRBRUSHED IN THESE SKIVVIES?
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DO YOU THINK THOSE… PEARLS… ARE REAL?
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Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Britney Spears is a panty-drop away from being in Playboy. There was a rumor on the Internet saying we’ve been heard to mutter improper things like “We’re going to grow a _____ so we can ______ to pictures of Britney” or “Just when we thought we were _____, Britney takes off some more clothes and makes us _____”, but we never said that! We’re truly sad to say it, but this might be a little too much skin — even for us. Well, at least it looks like the 70-plus-year-old Esquire magazine is no longer on Viagra. Link from Whatevs.
BRITNEY GOES G.A.Y. NEXT MONTH
That’s right — Spears will take the stage of the famed London club night, G.A.Y. at the Astoria in promotion of her new single, “Me Against the Music.”
THE BEST OF NEW YORK ACCORDING TO A COUPLE OF DRUNKS
The Village Voice lets loose on the best of New York. Take special note of the “music” section. Here’s a break from tradition: We’re going to come out and say it — we’ve been voted as the 2003 “Best Scenester”. That alone is something to write home about, but more importantly we’re talking about being bestowed this title in NEW YORK. Can you calculate that? That’s a hella lotta scenesters we just beat out. (Y’all just caught that we used the word “hella,” didn’t you?) We know we’re really not worthy of this title, seeing as how we live in a dark cave and rarely come out to play, but big ups to the powers that be. Thank you! Our mom’s gonna hang it up on the fridge ’cause she’s so proud her lil’ one has successfully feigned omnipotence. Awesome.
IN OTHER IMPORTANT, GROUND-BREAKING NEWS… ELIJAH WOOD = GAY
OK, not really, but this is pretty funny. Link from Electro.
MISS MATCH PULLS A S.T.U.N.NER
Oh man. Alicia Silverstone has been dating the singer dude of S.T.U.N. for the last two years. Sorry, the drummer’s way cuter.
RADIOHEAD AREN’T TALKING TO Q
Instead of showing up to accept their award for “Best Band in the World,” Radiohead sent a silent videotape with the words “RADIOHEAD ARE NOT TALKING TO Q” instead. Well, at least they know how to hold a gruge. Cheers on that one.
WELL THAT’S ONE WAY TO GET RID OF YOUR BOYFRIEND
Hot on the heels of rumors that Pink has dumped Carey Hart for Rancid’s Tim Armstrong (who she collaborated with for her new album), Hart broke his leg, hand and heel on Friday, Oct. 3, in a crash at Tony Hawk’s Boom Boom HuckJam show in Tacoma. We all remember how Pink threatened to get Hart back for “Pun’k”ing her… man, she wasn’t kidding. In related news, Brody Dalle probably is still making out with Josh Homme, so she couldn’t care less.
WHEN WILL IT STOP?
Ok, we’ve seen about 5 different versions of those annoying new “I’m Lovin’ It” McDonald’s commercials. First we saw the Justin Timberlake one during the Emmys, then we saw alternate versions, but still with that same song, then we saw one with kids singing the song, then this Sunday we saw another one done by a “punk” band with Tony Hawk skateboarding, then yesterday we were watching “Fear Factor” (we think) and we saw an all-Spanish version (called “Me Encanta”). NO MORE McDONALD’S!
Also The Blonde Stick on the cover of Vogue.
