UPDATE ON THE WHITE STRIPES DENVER SHOW REPORTER:
Robin’s a chick, not a dude. We’re not saying she’s a lesbian (who said that?!? tsk!) … we’re just saying that she obviously not of the “Jack White is Dreamy” fan club. Which is cool… in some foreign countries.
Archive for September, 2003
Last night we logged onto Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” with a bit of trepidation – had our worst nightmare come true? At 11:30PM, EST, there was no sign of the evil occurrence that we were wary of. “Phew!,” we sighed with relief. But of course, by morning our greatest fear came to fruition: [...]
“BACHELOR” UPDATE…
Was the reason someone was sent to the hospital because they were bit by a poisonous spider?
Who are our “Bachelor” favorites? Meredith, Jennifer, and Estella.
Brody Armstrong no more… It’s Ms. Dalle to you.
Last night, 70,000 cheap neo-hippies gathered on the Great Lawn of Central Park to watch a free performance of Dave [...]
SEX AND SAFETY MESSAGE OF THE DAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY NAOMI CAMPBELL:
THIS SEASON ON “THE BACHELOR“…
Someone gets sent to the hospital! Watch out Ruthie from Real World: Hawaii!
In dog news, Jack White has a new gift from The Wedgie — a new pinscher named Chester.
Courtney Love’s new album, America’s Sweetheart, has release [...]
LET’S HOPE IT’S BETTER THAN WATERWORLD…
Today we asked the question so many before us have dared to utter, “How can we start our own country?” Much to our surprise, Vince actually gave us an example of how to start our own country: Sealand. Ah yes, Sealand. An occupation, and invasion, a [...]
WHAT IS THIS “MUSIC” THING YOU SPEAK OF? I AM NOT FAMILIAR.
A lot of people said it couldn’t be done, but Rolling Stone has never been a publisher to let an obstacle like this get in its way: RS found the one music writer in America who has never read anything about the [...]
QUESTION OF THE DAY: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR SHOE?
We’re beginning to wonder if there’s something wrong about our shoe… or maybe it’s the way we walk. As anyone who has worn an open-back shoe in New York City knows, sometimes people just can’t seem to respect your personal space. In [...]
