The Modern Age

The Strokes LJ declares there’s a good reason why rockers shouldn’t wear shorts.

BEST THING WE’VE HEARD ALL…DAY…VITAMIN C MASHES “HEART OF GLASS” WITH “LAST NITE”

Hey, it it possible to laugh harder? Vitamin C has a brand new single — a cover version of The Strokes’ “Last Nite” done in the style of Blondie’s “Heart [...]

In Craigslist: “Matt from Bike Posse is a human, damnit!”; MadLibs for love-lorn hipsters; “I’ve got a girlfriend, but I post a MC juuuusttincase…”; Skater thinks chick wants him, “Write back if you’d like to know me.”
Pictures of Ryan Adams’ 4th of July show. Top 100 Women in Rock. (Coincidentally enough, their [...]

Hope Has Died. And so did his obit writer…geez.

Gag us with a rented dinner spoon. Ok, so Gawker has a picture of Gideon wearing a trucker hat. BUT DIDN’T ANYONE WATCH LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE OF “THE RESTAURANT” in which Rocco appears WITH A COLORFUL WHITE AND YELLOW “GRAFFITIED” TRUCKER HAT, GRAY HOODIE [...]

Someone asked us the other day of a list of things to do this week, but we were having a brain fart…how about we give you a list of things to do tomorrow: 1. Take money out of bank and send it to us 2. Take someoene else’s ATM card, take [...]

Where have all the hipsters gone? Back to Manhattan. (Thank god.) Link from Michael.
We too asked “what the HELL is up with all the chairs?” in the Shakespeare in the Park version of Henry V. (And Liev, sorry babe, it wasn’t your best role…We liked the RSC version we saw 2 [...]

SO RIGHT IN SO MANY WAYS

Doododooododooooo.

Kelly Clarkson in new Candie’s ads.

Mariah is back!
Jagger auditions for “CATS.”
A few more shots like this and Rob Lowe and Alicia Silverstone could look like the perfect answer to Demi and Ashton (OK- minus the fact Rob is married.)
Guy with too much time on hands sends out hoax e-mail about a new Jamie Oliver cookbook.
Joey gets his own TV show.
Matt [...]

Best headline this week: “Surgery May Stop Linkin Park Singer From Vomiting While Singing.”
Lollapaloozer.
Kelefa Sanneh on Siren Festival. We have to agree… it was a bit of a snoozer.
Chris Martin can avoid court apperance in Oz if he agrees to pay for damages in his windshield-smashing incident.