Archive for July 30th, 2003

Sex in the City’s Carrie to be swept off feet by “artist” plalyed by world’s most famous ballet dancer. COINCIDENCE? We think not! [For those of you who aren't 20-year-old girls: Candice Bushnell married a ballet dancer. Candice Bushnell wrote the "Sex in the City" column the HBO show is [...]

This is special: SARAH’S SO BORING EVER SINCE SHE STOPPED DRINKING: A blog about the horrifying world of sobriety.
In Craigslist: “Why I wasn’t going to let a stupid f*cker like you ruin Supergrass for me.”
Woah! Elefant video premiere on MTV.com.

THE TRUTH REVEALED: IT’S NOT MEGBOT, IT’S JACKBOT! JACK WHITE IS A ROBOT!

Contrary to previous rumors of Meg White from the White Stripes being a robot, the real deal has surfaced: JACK WHITE IS THE ROBOT OF THE BAND, HE HAS SCREWS IN HIS HAND.
They also will not be playing Reading or [...]

Another weekend option: Surefire @ Le Bar Bat, Saturday at 9pm

Yo, people, get off our butts on the Yeah Yeah Yeahs show at Maxwell’s. Do we have to do everything for you?
Disturbing Realization from Last Night
We made a mistake last night.
Within moments of innocently taking out a yo-yo we stole from a handicapped child waiting for the elevator at Grand Central, it was snatched [...]