The Modern Age

Back in happier days, The Libertines did random “secret” shows like the one that Guy went to:

i went, it was a lot of fun. we turned up at 8.30 maybe, early enough not to
miss anything, late enough for the place to be packed out and so busy no one
noticed us sneak in for free - [...]

Canadians try luring tourist with live dinosaurs. Link from Miss Kate.
Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers.

In Craigslist: “Semi-Missed Connection with David Amsden.”

CHECK OUT THOSE CANADIAN HAMS!

Avril Lavigne is making it a habit of dropping trou.
Enrique and Anna to move in together?
Can you imagine Ashton Kutcher as Batman? Warner Bros. execs seem to think so.
Eddie Izzard discovers hotel rooms are a good place to keep your motorcycle.
The French just knighted Iggy Pop.

Cammy D and J. Timberlake get some alley-lovin reports the New York Post.
Paris Hilton is dating the ugly dude from Sum 41. “Wait — which ugly dude in Sum 41?,” you ask? That would be lead singer Deryck Whibley. And Kelly Osbourne’s rumored to have a crush on the only cute guy [...]

From Popbitch: “Adrian Brody, who won an Oscar for The Pianist, is
releasing a hip-hop album. He says he’s worried
it won’t be taken seriously.”
In the studio with Travis for album 4: Part 1.
In Craigslist: “Ex-Lovers Forever… Who were they?”

Jack ‘n’ Meg at the Zoo. Link from Hightower.
Speaking of The Stripes, check them out in Issue 6 of LET THEM EAT LEAD, Max’s bad-ass zine.
Sometimes scary-looking pics of Stripes and Whirlwind Heat on 99x Web site.

On Saturday we went to this great loft party for a friend of ours who sold his soul to the devil, put on a trucker hat, and moved to Billsburg. We knew it was a good party when we saw about 30 people running out of the apartment, coughing, yelling, and saw about 3 [...]

This Wed @ Luxx in Billsburg: The Boggs, Awek, Dirty on Purpose, The No No Gnomes. Brought to you by On the Moon Music.