1. Don’t give Ohio boys guns.
2. Don’t dress Jack White up as Uncle Sam.
David Fricke HEARTS The White Stripes — 5 F*CKIN STARS. Yes.
Archive for March, 2003
It has come to our attention that Jennifer Garner was in a film called Catch Me If You Can. We didn’t see it, therefore it doesn’t exist.
The Bees. (We refuse to call them “A Band of Bees.”)
Radiohead’s new album, Hail to the Thief, will make their US work visas go through that much faster. (Someone get Bono on the phone… again.)
Watch the hot new video for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs single, “Date with the Night.”
Kelly Osbourne can’t understand a damn word Christina Aguilera says… and Kelly grew up listening to [...]
See more of Madonna in this fabulous Steven Klein photoshoot for W. Read the full article.
Smokin’ sneakers.
We will never see a better sticker in our lives. From DoYouFeelLoved.com.
Last night The Datsuns BLEW OUR BRAINS AWAY. Woah nelly! The Sights sufficently rocked as well. We want our hearing back. More later…
We also could swear to god we heard Do Rabbits Wonder? playing over the sound system at Bowery last night. We definintely heard “Decal/Sticker,” or “Tan” or whatever [...]
This Thursday: Peaches with W.I.T. and Stellastarr* with Elefant at The Knitting Factory. $5, 21+. Will be hott.
In a stroke of retardation, Hot Hot Heat’s “Bandages” banned from BBC radio. White Stripes “Seven Nation Army” still playing on K-Rock in NYC.
EMINEM WINS OSCAR
Damon Albarn = STILL HOT (also insane… check out our favorite picture IN THE WORLD). Evidence.
This review of The Coral sucks because there’s no mention of us screaming out “take off your pants.”
We agree with Catherine on this one: these people need to get lives.
Ben Kweller in San Diego.
Listen to the SXSW report (featuring Roddy Woomble) by Steve Lamacq.
Music from Down Under is rocking the world… Lamacq documentary on Kiwis and Aussies.
Westlife told asses have too much buh-dunka-dunk. Boy band set to lose weight — or else.
In more fatty news, Robbie Williams chugs Slim Fast.
Reason why Lance Bass [...]
