The Modern Age

New Rolling Stone cover = SCARY. Avril Lavigne does her best Storm from X-Men impression. We’re scared she has legs.
Hey — we missed the begining of the Grammys, so why didn’t anyone tell us that Avril Lavigne and Band got caught in a Tom Petty video?
Check out many a New York Fashion Week [...]

Sucks to be in a band. Sanitation workers with groupies. Link from Gawker.
???? AT THE FUCKING WHITNEY. Can you see us running through the aisle up and out of the building? If you go back and read the details of that week – in retrospect, we feel pretty embarrassed we [...]

Woah! Did anyone care that the Dell Dude is taken? Link from Gawker.
NYT declares Coldplay “real.” Fo shizzle.
When we grow up, we’re going to be an Internationally Ignored Photographer… unlike this dude, 25-year-old with a Whitney exhibit, Ryan McGinley. “The afterparty, sponsored by the clothing designer Agnès B., Stella Artois [...]

We’re our own personal Craigslist. Help us make our travel plans finite. Does anyone have extra FLOOR tickets to either (or both) of the WHITE STRIPES shows in San Fran in April? Or can anyone guarentee the best time we’ve ever had in San Diego? Please e-mail ASAP.
We’re also Willard Scott [...]