HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

Hooray! Send love or presents.

Says Jack White, “Modern country music has obliterated all honesty from country.” Says Ryan Adams, “Blloofffgggggg!”

Air (French Band) go Italiano.

So if Damian Loeb trying to borrow money from Moby was not the reason the fellow Darien, CT-ites have gone splitsville, then what was it? Couldn’t have been that they were banging the same girl ’cause Moby’s still gay, right? (And when say “gay,” we mean homosexual. Just like how Ria says it.) Link from Gawker.

Massive Attack be back!

Style-supreme with photos of Aimee Mann and Duncan Sheik’s last weekend’s show at the Irving Plaza.

DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

A note to NYC-area booking agents: STOP BOOKING ALL THE GOOD SHOWS ON THE SAME F*CKING DAY! You’re running the rest of us ragged.