Can I marry Chris Martin?

Speaking of marriage… because of stupid CMJ I’m totally missing The Bachelor tonight! And he’s MEETING THE PARENTS! I’ll make you a deal: you tell me what happens on The Bachelor and I’ll tell you what happens at the shows I’m going to. (I’m too stupid to work the VCR… or too lazy.)

Ryan Adams on Leno last night? I’m sorry, the man is still cute.