Reasons I Liked Guitar Class Today

1. Learned the cords to Coldplay, “Yellow.”
2. Rufus Wainwright was made fun of.
3. Duncan Sheik was talked about.

Maybe next week I’ll bring up Ryan Adams… my teacher doesn’t know who the White Stripes are. Teacher all up in the folky singer-songwriter shit (see Rufus and Duncan). Will introduce to Stripes. Teacher run for cover.