These Burgers…ARE Crazy

Just 5 minutes ago, walking home from the N/R and on Astor Place, I hear some guy behind me say to the girl he was with, “These burgers…. are CRAZY.” I instantaneously cock my head around and shoot a “I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT” look… it was kind of a “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD” meets “YOU’RE CRAZY” look.

For a split second I thought about explaining how I know the Moldy Peaches’ music and that’s why I shot the look, not the “you’re insane” look… but then I just kept walking.